'We're going to work on our Jade now!'
Andi, girl, I liked you. I was really digging your teaching. You're smart, you're bouncy, you make me feel a better person for an hour a week. But right now, you're off the Christmas card list. In fact, at this very point I was eyeing up my gym bag, wondering if they'd notice me creep over and surreptitiously dismiss myself from Week 2 of classes.